{"product_id":"troll-clothing-butterface-4-0-tee","title":"WHUS Butterface 4.0 Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eLet me run through the input before writing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTrace-back \/ usability check:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Whether you're busting your ass... or kicking some ass...\" → Rule 4 (banned \"whether you're\" construction). Strip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"badge of honor,\" \"busting your ass,\" \"kicking some ass,\" \"rowdiest after-hours\" → pure marketing fluff, no concrete facts. Strip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Forget those trendy tees that promise the perfect fit, they couldn't pull a double if they tried\" → fluff. Strip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"puts our brothers first\" → first-person brand voice (\"our\"), fluff. Strip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"100% Blue Collar\" → marketing line, not a fabric fact. Strip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"blue-collar sculpting for your chest and arms\" → invented benefit without spec basis. Strip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"classic fit for unrestricted movement\" → \"unrestricted movement\" is an invented benefit (Rule 1 ban list equivalent). Keep \"classic fit,\" drop the benefit clause.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Built for comfort on and off the job\" → banned filler clause. Strip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Tagless label so you don't itch\" → \"so you don't itch\" is an inferred benefit. Keep \"tagless label,\" drop the reason.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"60% Cotton \/ 40% Polyester\" → keep.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVendor header says \"Troll Clothing\"; raw copy says \"Troll Co.\" — use the name as it appears in copy: Troll Co.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUsable facts:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e60\/40 cotton\/poly blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTagless label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVendor: Troll Co.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's sparse but workable. Enough for a short paragraph and a bullet list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e---\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTroll Co.'s Butterface 4.0 Tee. A 60\/40 cotton\/poly blend with a classic fit and a tagless label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e60% cotton, 40% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTagless label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Troll Clothing","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48293038326008,"sku":"TRL-TEE-011-BLK-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48293038358776,"sku":"TRL-TEE-011-BLK-M","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48293038391544,"sku":"TRL-TEE-011-BLK-L","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48293038424312,"sku":"TRL-TEE-011-BLK-XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XXL","offer_id":48293038457080,"sku":"TRL-TEE-011-BLK-2XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XXXL","offer_id":48293038489848,"sku":"TRL-TEE-011-BLK-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/3715\/6856\/files\/slowride-whus-butterface-4-0-tee-front-01.jpg?v=1778823625","url":"https:\/\/slowridesupply.com\/products\/troll-clothing-butterface-4-0-tee","provider":"Slowride Supply","version":"1.0","type":"link"}